it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
