Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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