When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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