Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
