I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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