if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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