yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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