Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
