"it" just moved
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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