What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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