You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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