I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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