Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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