she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
don't judge my taste in strippers
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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