You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
home. puking in laundry basket.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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