Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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