i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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