I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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