He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
The adults are the big ones right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
