i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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