Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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