You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He felt like a one man threesome
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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