Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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