Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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