the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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