How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
