Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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