His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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