I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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