How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Me. At least after what I've been through.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize