i already hear my dad disowning me
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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