I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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