you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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