No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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