Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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