Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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