Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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