There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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