Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You pole danced in your parka.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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