took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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