Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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