Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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