no, he came in my armpit
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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