oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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