He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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