great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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