I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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