"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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