Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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