YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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