Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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