I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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