i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She's not a foreskin expert like you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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